Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.
Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.
by irrealism September 25, 2012
Get the zombie taxmug. A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
Get the Italian Taxesmug. Death tax is a tax on your heirs on money left to them over $3,500,000.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
Rupert Murdoch's kid will have to pay a Death Tax, orBrat Tax on any money over $3.5 million when Rupert finally dies.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
Get the Death Taxmug. When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Mario: Hey Luigi
Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian
Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian
Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021
Get the Tax In Italianmug. That extra bit of $$$ people charge you to pay on top for something because it's unusual, nostalgic/iconic and elicits gawkers/discussion/conversation. It might not even be a particularly rare or valuable item but because of the aforementioned attributes the novelty tax greatly exaggerates it's value.
Example 1:
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."
Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."
Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"
by Theupdownturnaround December 31, 2021
Get the Novelty Taxmug. the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps
woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
by yngmdz November 16, 2020
Get the woman taxmug. Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
Get the speeding taxmug.