Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

tactically

King of PvP.

Tactically, you are a king!

by Taqtical January 2, 2017

Cheese Tactic

Any type of strategy with a near 100% success rate, first used by the YouTuber Poofesure in Wii Bowling.

Did I just find a Cheese Tactic?! Nobody is able to kill me in Call Of Duty.

by BKDHedgehog April 30, 2021

Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020

ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.

I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.

by Spartan Nickie December 22, 2016

Thizz Tactics

Stupid shit you do when youre rolling (on ecstasy)

One time me and my friend got so high we didnt notice and walked in the girls bathroom at wal-mart. at 2 in the morning. to rail another bomb haha thizz tactics for sure

by E-Blurr November 20, 2010

Tactical Aquactical

A proactive drink of water on a night out used to prevent a nasty hangover and the necessity of a “Taccy Vom”.

“Oi mate, that’s 3 in a row for you. How about a Tactical Aquactical so you can survive the night?”

by Ozperspective November 5, 2022