Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

by just an old dude June 29, 2025

Swim Fam

The Swim Fam is a group of swimmers often seen as annoying and arrogant. They often spread drama that revolves all around one person. This Group often accommodates some swimcest.

They are so annoying and stupid, they must be a swim fam.

by SillyWillyBillyBoy October 11, 2016

swim

A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.

Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"

by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021

Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.

Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“

by Suckyourmum56 January 30, 2021

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

Swimming

A type of prolonged drowning.

"You can try swimming, but you don't have arms, so it's going to be difficult."

by RAdareM January 13, 2023

Swim practice

Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.

Leah: "wanna hang out today?"

Me: "sorry I have swim practice"

Leah: "what about tomorrow?"

Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"

by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017