Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

Stand up video

A youtube video, being performed live infront of a audience.

Dude, are you going to youtube live?

Yeah, I heard livelavalive are doing stand up video!

by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009

T stands for theodore

the coolest guy ive ever meet his youtube channel is
hes hot and cool

random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool

by THE COOLEST YOUTUBER EVER December 16, 2021

Standing up school

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.

Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"

by Wassup62 September 1, 2020

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

aim-night stand

when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly

girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha

by edipPhillygrrl September 18, 2009