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Nibbles ain’t squid

by yellowtaxicloud November 19, 2019
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squiddle

the act of squiddling (v.) can be seen in penguins as they slide down a hill.
for example, Pedro, the penguin, squiddled to and fro on the icy slope.
by brandonk16 May 4, 2009
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squid

A spandex-covered recreational cyclist. Possibly a cross-over from motor-cyclists.
However, in cyclist terminology, this is a recreational cyclist generally wearing lots of spandex, lycra, or just all-around racing gear as well as a multi-thousand dollar bike. Most often middle-aged. Generally they are happy logging only a few hundred miles per year on said bike. They are generally OVERLY defensive cyclists and chastise younger cyclists who choose more aggressive traffic behaviors to remain safe such as retaining road space in order to not be pushed off the road by motorists.
Wow, this cycling event has so much spandex it's like a squid orgy!
by Jestercard May 26, 2006
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Squid Eye

A custom move inspired by the movie "Waiting." Squid Eye is another form of penis manipulation where the user wraps his penis around one of his testicles thereby creating the illusion of a large eye. If the user gets someone else to look at the Squid Eye, he gets to forcefully kick the one who looked.
Squid Eye is most affective if prepared in advance, I.E. getting someone to walk in on it, or having them view in passing
by Master Squid December 22, 2010
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squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking
1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above
by Nick October 18, 2003
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squidder

when exploring your sexual desires you somehow ejaculate in you partner's ear.
Dude1.. Man, that hotty you left with last night was smokin'.

Dude2.. Ya I even gave her the worst squidder ever
by x-plorer November 19, 2007
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squid

A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.
I have a big cheesy squid.
by snibbles April 17, 2011
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