Squeedge

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in

kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."

by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeakie

Quickie with a woman who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

Yesterday I had a squeakie with Alice. I think now all my neighbours know that I have a new girlfriend.

by Jadetiger January 18, 2010

squeed

1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.

Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.

by Eel Man October 7, 2016

Squeaky

1. To refer to someone who is high or drunk

1. "I feel so squeaky right now!"
"Hey you look really squeaky right now."

by Aye Aye RON August 25, 2016

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

Pip Squeak

A faggot ass pussy that is less than 5 feet tall and think they are bigger and cooler than you

That kids a fucking pip squeak

by Bigballerbuddy214 November 6, 2015