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spongebob

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.
SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007
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Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.
Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.
by RagMeRock December 3, 2004
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Spong

Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!
Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.
by Depardieu January 5, 2009
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Spongeboscis

A spongy nose, short for "spongy proboscis." A nose that is flexible, with little or soft cartilage.
Her spongeboscis flattened against his face when she kissed him.
by randomhuman999 April 19, 2010
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Spongebobbery

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.
Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?
by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011
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Songspiration

The process of being mentally stimulated to do or feel something, especially to do something creative based on a short poem or other set of words set to music or meant to be sung or an instrumental composition of musical quality.
"While listening to music, Sarion was hit by such songspiration that he wrote an entire chapter without a reprieve."
by Sarion June 1, 2015
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