split city

When it's time to go, go now, and in a hurry.

Once peggy took her shirt off, and the Thompson twins set fire to the couch, I knew right then and there it was split city!

by KRASH! July 26, 2007

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

banana split

A post-operation transvestite

Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.

by Coalhoal April 3, 2016

Lickety-split

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"

You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.

by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019

Split end

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks

1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

by SexuallyAttractiveLol July 19, 2021

ass-vag split

The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.

Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.

by The real Gunny July 3, 2014

pedo-split

v. the act of ending a relationship between someone about to turn 18 and some one who is age 16 or below. due to the fact that one member of the relationship will become an adult on his/her birthday he/she would become a pedophile by staying together with the now underage person.

"yea me n my girl had to separate"

"why bro"

"cuz i just turned 18 yesterday and she's still 15 so we had to pedo-split"

by thnkfrgtsmvwls August 2, 2009