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Speaker

When a person is receiving head from someone and their girlfriend or boyfriend calls them and to not get caught in the act they put them on speakerphone and carry on a normal conversation as if nothing is going on.
Jack: I was watching a movie with Jill and then she started to give me some brain and in the middle of it Sue, my girlfriend called.

Bob: What did you do?

Jack: I just put Sue on speakerphone and talked to her while Jill gave me the best brain ever.

Bob: Did she realize what was going on?

Jack: Nope not a thing. Speaker!

Bob: Hahaha, speaker!
by 0Unknown0 May 5, 2011
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Stop speaking like a liberal

Request for a definite answer. Stop beating around the bush. Get to the point.
Radio DJ: Who's hotter? Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek?

Caller:(trying not to be offensive to anyone)I don't know, they are both hot in their own way.

Radio DJ: Stop speaking like a liberal. Who's hotter?
by TokiD October 8, 2008
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Street Speak

Basically, slang for slang. A cool version of 1337 5p34k
Damn, that guy is droppin some fly street speak!
by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009
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The love that dare not speak its name

An archaic term for gay sex. To bust the booty. To punch the doughnut. The poke the poopies.
We caught Ebenezer and Zachariah performing the love that dare not speak its name, so they were banished from the town, never to return.
by Ward and June Cleaver October 2, 2004
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Leet Speak

The original online gaming language. It is pretty much the OGlanguage of gamin. U u53 07/-/3/2 13773/25 0/2 /\/U/\/\83/25 /=0/2 7/-/3 />14(3 0/= 13773/25.

A=4
B=8
C=(
D=/)
E=3
F=/=
G=(-,
H=/-/
I=
J=_/
K=/<
L=1
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=0
P=/>
Q=0_
R=/2
S=5
T=7
U=\_/
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=><
Y=';'
Z=2

This doesnt mean you have to use all those, most people chose to only use the one symbol 1337 letters.
0/\/\/=(-, 707411';' />\/\/3/) \_//2 455!!!!!111!~LEET SPEAK
by Su-Su January 10, 2006
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Speakage

Speakage:

(Ñöún)

The level at which one can speak grammatically correct.
Yo. Scarlet's speakage is so whack. When I asked her and Carlton what they did over the weekend, she said, "Me and Carlton went and raped a small group of homeless kids that hold up a few blocks down south of the shelter over on Main St." She totally should have said "Carlton and I!"
by PinaKoala September 2, 2018
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selakepa

She is very mean and weird. She is always the person to be friends with weird and popular kids. Her favorite people are Trenton and Ede. They are the best people to her and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise. She says she will murder you but she won't because she's too scared to show up.
"Hey have you heard of that kid named selakepa?"

"You mean that person who hangs out with the weird kids?"

"No the one who hangs out with the popular ones."
by OPGJ@#$*&82 November 2, 2020
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