Sperm breath

Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo

man 1: hi john

man 2: hi ste....

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SPERM !!!!!

MAN 2: sorry dude i meant to sort that out with my.....

Man 1: DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPERM LOVING BASTARD!!!!

man 2: curse my sperm breath !!

by TJeva October 6, 2005

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005

Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.

Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 5, 2004

spermcicle

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

Bull Sperm

Usually referred to as Monster Energy Drinks. Bull sperm makes you crazy and wild like Latin bull.

Rico:"Dude...what are you drinking?"
Jessy:"A monster...ahh...I just spilled spilled some up my nose!"
Rico:"Haha...now you have bull sperm in your nose!"

by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

sperm gurgler

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like

"kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

sperm

Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.

Why swallow the fun away?

by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004