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Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
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Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012
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The speed of fast

by Word_God October 6, 2021
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Kallevig Speed

The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?
Alright, Kallevig Speed everyone, we’re late
by Charles Bishop June 14, 2021
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Speed Bunny

A gorgeous woman who loves hot rods, motorcycles, traveling, and sex positivity! You can find her at car/motorcycle shows and just being stunning!
I’m a speed bunny
by Catiekitten March 4, 2019
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Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021
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speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.
Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
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