Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

Shlong

A large penis ranging from 8inches+

Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"

by swagcapper August 18, 2018

sHLoNg

another word for a long penis

Jesus fuck look at my shlong.

by allpreistsarepedophiles August 19, 2018

Slongo

The act of removing someone's charger

Gosh darn it Thomas. You slongoed my charger again!

by Plak September 27, 2018

shlong

my uncle

my shlong

by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018

Soling

As a noun, (Solinger) a confusing person with something simple
(Solingee) Someone who is confused because of something simple.
As a verb,(Soling)to be Confused from something simple
(Soleng) to confuse with something simple.

He is a Solinger!

by Cracked Lapis November 5, 2018