Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.
I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.
by Sasquatch67 December 03, 2015
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rattle snail

A china man who snitchs on you
The China man is a rattle snail at the dorms.

I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency
by Nikly February 20, 2021
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muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit
I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper July 15, 2017
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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023
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Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.
Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.
by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019
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Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).
The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.
by Snaillifer December 17, 2019
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