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sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016
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Sloppy Novel

During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.
I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"
by The Iron Boar March 20, 2022
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sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip
by Yeet master 696969 October 15, 2020
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sloppy cockle

its when you dip your cock into a bottle of hand sanitiser and then stick it on your girl and make her bounce on it.
baby come here and bounce on my sloppy cockle
by reclaimedpussy July 13, 2022
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sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
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sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.
She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
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Sloppy "B"

An oozy egg sandwich made with whatever bread is left in the pantry, bacon and salt and pepper. The egg must be made over-easy to bust when eaten.
This morning I got up to find my husband eating a Sloppy "B".
by merde160 April 21, 2010
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