Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since he is cherished much by one.

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

schooning

to be needlessly upset or overcome with anger after someone makes a valid point.

Terry was schooning from his talk with Micheal

by thokasgoldbelly November 15, 2020

Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest

1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!

by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020

shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.

Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"

by fatdogshit November 29, 2020

Shlong

A name for a long male sexual organ

My shlong is hurting from yesterday

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Schooner

Large male genitalia; another word for large penis or dick.

Damn, that guy definitely has a schooner, I can see it through his grey sweatpants.

by user12369420 February 4, 2021