colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

unfuckery shitface

That one cunt that insults in ovewatch teamchat.

Tank Player: "omg dps you're fucking trash"
Dps Player: "you unfuckery shitface"

by tevittu April 30, 2021

MANDATORY SHITFEEDER

It's the SHITFEEDER picked by the little girls and little boys for you know who.

Yes, ANAL ALAN the MANDATORY SHITEATER has an assigned MANDATORY SHITFEEDER that will make the little girls and little boys happy.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

Tz’shitfaced

Drunk to a degree that innately changes the being that it occurs to.
Etymology: shitfaced, tz’shmettered.

To cure their depression caused by being single, the oilam regularly gets absolutely tz’shitfaced.

by ich freaking kennisht November 21, 2021

Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.

Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!

by tytech038 March 21, 2022

Serbian Shitfaced

Spending your entire Canadian Emergency Response Benefit on alcohol.

“Michael got Serbian Shitfaced last weekend.”

by eagledonor July 2, 2023