pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

Rap Sheet

A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments

THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.

by Elle2x March 1, 2019

sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017

Sheet cray

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

by JJOC August 1, 2017

Sheet Stuffer

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017

Sheet fanny

Sweaty dirty ass crack

I need to do a courtesy wipe because I have serious sheet fanny!

by Partymarty333 July 18, 2025

Sheet rock Angel

The end result of any physical altercation involving a huge moron named Ed, a fellow employee, and a sheet rocked wall.

STFU Noob, say one more thing to me and I will make you a Sheet Rock Angel.

by We Drink tonight October 21, 2010