American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.

Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy

by Pshaum October 30, 2025

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

Selfie

The act of one taking a photo of oneself and possibly others and then "posting it" on some sort of so called, "social media"

Sara-But first let me take a selfie! (takes a photo of herself and posts it on Instagram)
Hana-Ew you take selfies?!
Sara-Hells yeah!
Hana-(walks away)

by Dark Side In My Heart Is </3 February 10, 2015

Selfie

Someone taking a picture with the front camera

"let's all take a selfie!!"

by Banana 🍌 December 4, 2018

selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

selfy

The way selfie should have been spelled, but the person who wrote it in 2002 wasn't a good speller.

selfie should be spelled selfy.

by Rhljr June 7, 2023