beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

seven seconds in heaven

Locking yourself with another person in a dark small place like a closet for seven seconds and usually making out

Dude i just kissed my crush when we played seven seconds in heaven!

by Styles22 April 28, 2016

cold second

The opposite of a hot sec

Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life

by raiderzvb September 15, 2018

Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.

Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Cranbourne secondary

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”

Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

by Wenis toucher October 12, 2019

December second

the day my school has professional learning so we can't go to school anyway

Friend 1 " hey did you know that everyone's skipping school on December second I'm totally doing it!"
Friend 2 " dude there's no school anyway"

by sadgurl123 November 28, 2019

british secondary school

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020