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Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.
"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"
by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005
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fifteen second rule

the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.
Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)

Matt: Yep, hold on.

(waiting)

(waiting)

(waiting)

Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!
by The Iron Fist January 5, 2009
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a second

"I need to move the car back a second."

"You need to adjust the width a second."
by Heyitsmike May 13, 2009
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15 second challenge

A drinking feat in which a participant must down a shot of 80 proof or higher liquor, 12 oz. of real (not light) beer, and a 5 oz. glass of wine. Within 15 seconds.
"Hey, I just had four shots, four beers and four glasses of wine in a minute."
"Gee whiz! We should call that the 'One Minute Challenge!'"
"No, that's a dumb idea, fucker."
"Oh yeah."
by Nick D November 3, 2003
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one second

Something you say to tell someone to wait a little bit. Usually used as sarcasm(doesn't actually mean count to one second).
by wolfer1992 January 21, 2018
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Second Ten

Used to describe the years 2010-2019. Used in the same manner as the 70's, 80's or 'First Ten'.
Back during the First Ten, it was Rock & Roll... what kind of music did you listen to in the Second Ten?
by Dale Boyer December 23, 2008
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Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.
"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."
by raladical December 30, 2011
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