Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013

Sambles

Noun:
1.) A person who nobody likes, but people accept for reasons beyond their control, usually becoming a persons/group of persons bitch.

2.) The nickname given to the prison bitch

Kid 1: "What the hell man, this kids annoying, why do we let him hang out with us?"
Kid 2: "He's the teachers son...hes a sambles."

Prison Inmate: "Hey sambles, get over here! I dropped my soap bitch!"

by Dylan Elmer March 20, 2008

Samuel Chung

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy. I LOVE CUM

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy I love cum said Samuel Chung

by Yummy yummy yummy November 19, 2019

Sausage Sampler

Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.

"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"

by Mr Neo Black December 9, 2008

Fresh Sample

(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)

Here friend, have a fresh sample.

by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009

Samuel

A name used when the real name of the person is unknown

Samuel.

by Samuel? Samuel. September 26, 2010

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.

I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.

by Act As If June 10, 2004