Seeded

When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun

Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so

by Big booty boy March 21, 2019

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

bird seed

Weed, marijuana, green, etc.
(Cockney) rhyming slang: bird seed = weed; but spoken or written, not "weed" but "bird".

1. "Two bags of bird seed ("seed" which rhymes with "weed" is unspoken) if you please ... Two bags of bird, man ..."

2. "If there ever was a bird brain, it's this mutha ..."

by oblonged January 20, 2015

Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

by chips&dip December 15, 2010

seedeater

A term of endearment referring to a tall friend who does percussion.

Scotty is tall and does percussion. Scotty is SUCH a seedeater. How's the weather up there, Scotty?

by Free Cake Day January 12, 2011

watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

Plant the seed

When a woman sucks a guys dick and the guy before coming violently shoves his dick in her ass and violently cums in her ass

Man i did the plant the seed with Mia last night

by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020