When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.
I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.
by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread
He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!
He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!
by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019
