rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.

Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.

by ratnest November 26, 2010

Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

Rusty rainbow

n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.

"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"

by dcdenizen May 8, 2016

Rusty Monkey

An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.

Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.

by bravebrian November 21, 2010

Rusty Pelican

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, then sticks his penis in her pussy(while she's on her rag), and finishes by cumming in her throat.

When losing everthing to crack, and having glazed dick-resin on your chest wasn't bottom enough, we gave that whore a Rusty Pelican.

by The Resinators August 31, 2013

Rusty Lyola

A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.

I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.

by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020

rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks

I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 29, 2017