Crystal river high school

A very nice looking school but has lots of sluts and fuck boys roaming around without protection located in a meth infested neighborhood. And all the teachers smoke before class.Also all the country kids fuck there relatives.

Do you go to Crystal river high school.

by Big daddy dicc December 1, 2018

cry me a river

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.

your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!

by filth April 23, 2003

Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.

I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!

by Dr. Plito D'Awesome May 3, 2009

Ice river

A term used for when you have to take a cold shower cause there's no hot water!

Yo I went to shower last night and there was no hot water..I had to take a ice river shower bro!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

up the river

when you get sent to prison

I got sent up the river.

by Cesar August 2, 2004

hudson river jellyfish

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.

When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006

jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.

Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.

by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017