Realitication

When you come back from a vacation and have to face reality.

Ted felt realitication for having to go back to work.

by Dakkck May 28, 2010

Reality Tax

The requirement of acknowledging another person's tradition, ideology, or custom even though it has no basis in reality. The obstruction of human progress caused by devotion to something that is not real.

Our inability to cut medical costs by passing end of life legislation is a reality tax imposed by conservative social and religious groups.

Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.

by DrawBlood May 4, 2016

Regit

A misspelling of Rajit
An Indian god that can bend both someone's gender and their bendings

Billy: Hey Dude did u hear what happened to Adam?
Dude: No, what happened to him?
Billy: Apparently he used to be a nationality bender and a boy, but because of Regit he's now a water bender and a girl.

by 5T0PiD November 10, 2019

Reality-Junkie

A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.

"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "

- Reality-Junkie

by MustacheBear December 31, 2020

Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.

I’m committed to this relationship

( Committed Relationship )

by Α January 13, 2022

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Back to reality

Back to work on aMonday morning 😓 after a 2 day blackout

Shut up and go back to reality. Enough of your weekend boozing, proles.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2022