pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

Digging My Potato

The act of sticking it through a tough situation. Tough times calls for tough character.

Origins:
The title of a song from Cowboy Bebop, a classic anime. A harmonica is used throughout the song, gives a very old western feel to it.

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?

Spike Spiegel: What?

Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.

Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Spike Spiegel: I'm digging my potato.

by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

Baked Potato

Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.

I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"

by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011

dirty potatos

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

horny potato

The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.

"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"

by Baskmaster K November 17, 2007

mashed potato ass

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Faggot Potatoes

Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing

or someone who is being a buzzkill

that is absolute faggot potatoes

dude, don't be such a faggot potato

by Spudmaster General November 1, 2011