Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 28, 2023

The Office of the Former President (N) Noun :Location:
On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.
This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.
This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
Before Donald Trump there was no Office of the president Elect, or The office of the Former President, this is because Donald Trump is a creator. He creates, Jobs, Prosperity, Hope, Opportunity zones, freedom, stronger military , american greatness!
by BDHN January 26, 2021

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

Ari Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5 GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him 3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the king of the frat.
by okoprezGeorgiaTech April 28, 2025

Man Trump is the worst president
Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American
Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American
by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.
by georgedubya69 November 4, 2011

by POW3RB0IX February 6, 2023
