pokemon

Stupid thing that runs around saying it's own name all day!

"i gotta catch that pokemon!"
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)

by tehPeanut February 25, 2008

PoDem

Inner City slang meaning Police (PoPo) - Created by English born Jamaican Yardies.

PoDem 'bout G ceal the weed

by SkinniT April 6, 2007

poemelt

noun. po'-e-melt

1. a poem that melts your heart, especially one written for you or about you, or sent to you in a card.
2. the feeling of having your heart melted by a poem, song, artsy drama, musical chik-flik, or a good poetic line from your sweetie.

Poemelt from my sweet Miss J

Outside the snow is glistening...
And my heart just breathes a sigh.
How I wish that you were here,
To hold me close, just you and I .

I'd wrap my arms around you,
Gently pull you to my chest.
Then kiss you very softly...
My heart full of tenderness.

Yes, I'd hold you close forever,
As a tear escapes my eye...
Because of all I'm feeling,
Of all the years gone by.

How I long to hold and touch you,
Clasp your tender hand in mine,
Outside today it's snowing...
But there's a fire in this heart of mine.

by Gallavantin December 14, 2009

Pokemonkey

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.

Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.

by pentozali December 15, 2011

Pokémon Master

A Pokémon Master is a ruler of All Pokémon, who has capture every Pokémon in existence and who has trained every Pokémon in existence.

Pokémon Master: I capture All Pokémon and train All Pokémon.

Dude 2: your a Pokémon Master!

by Pokemonmaster100000 July 20, 2016

pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

by thatsthat_ November 6, 2019

Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008