Poon Hoarder

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

by purgatorybound March 19, 2009

Poon Bobbing

To perform oral sex on a lady and grab the Tampon string from her parts with your teeth and pull, should she be menstruating.

Or to "Pon Bob" a sexual game.

I went down on her for a good old Poon Bobbing. Pulled it right out of her.

by kingoftheprawnmen February 26, 2011

Piconjo

UHUYSauhjUHDA HE'S SO FUKCING HOT BARK BARK WOOF ARF SNARL /pos

Piconjo ily

by SparksFunny May 24, 2021

Poco'ed

Derived from a popular celebrity poco Lee who was fond of picking the money being sprayed on people and pocketing it.

Sam secures the money sprayed on him to avoid it bring 'poco'ed'.

by F.Nate January 8, 2022

Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

by JonCollinski April 26, 2006

poconut

term for anyone who, on purpose, chooses to live in the Poconos, and over time experiences a "pocono mind dump", thereby losing all mental function and common sense.

Watchout for route 209 on a sunday, it is crawlin with Poconuts.

by amy April 4, 2003

poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005