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Player X³

Player X from the Feminem.com Forums is nothing but a poser. He is lower than the classification of Juffalo. He is lower than the parasites that feed off of dung beetle shit. He is a little pussy. At the age of 22, just recently, lost his virginity to a transexual transvestite. In his stupidity, he thought he got her(him) pregnant and broke up with her. He is a low-life worm that will blackmail, even to people that he says are his friends.
Player X licks the asses of the parasites that feed off of dung beetle shit. The only family that will accept him is his transexual lovers.
by Vash May 4, 2004
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football player

A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.
by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013
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Trumpet player

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.
"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"
by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019
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bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.
That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016
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leet player

A person who uses numbers to replace letters in their username to make them look cool or better than other players.
Leet player: OMG MY USERNAME IS SO COOL LIKE SWAGGGG

Other player: Shut the FUCK up.

Usernames: th3d0gs, r1ott3ch99
by SpecialJohnnyguy March 18, 2014
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trumpet players

you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.
by tiny ty December 1, 2021
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PC player

PC players are tryhards who are compensating for something. They put way too much time and money into their PC only to find that they have no one to play with because they wont stop boasting about it for no reason
"Hey, you online?" "Nah, Im a PC player"
by spm3412 March 9, 2019
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