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Lol Player 

a person who i simp for even though they don't take shower and only go out for food
"i simp for this guy"
"he is a lol player"
"i simp even more"
"ew"
Lol Player by searching4cuteid March 3, 2022

xbox player 

People who like to get their ballsacks tickled by their friends during movies and masturbate naked to shirtless pictures of chris evans
bro what console do u play on?
xbox bro, im a xbox player
damn u like getting your nuts sucked and flicking the bean to chris evans shirtless, bro?
yeah bro for life. am kinky
xbox player by pplschamp September 16, 2023

Adobe Flash Player 

Adobe Flash Player (also known as 'Adobe Flash' or 'Flash') is a computer program which is used on the internet by many gamers and websites. It usually needs updating to the latest version every few days which can bring on anger issues among some impatient users. In the year 2020 the developers are planning to get rid of it but many people are begging it to stay. Adobe Flash has been popular for many years now but seems to be declining.
Person 1: Can ya load that game up on the website, mate?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP
Adobe Flash Player by Mc Noggin August 9, 2017

Lead Guitar Player 

That guy that can shred fast and will die at 27 due to heroin, lcd, pcp, cocaine, alcohol, speed, shroom overdose all at once.
When you're at a funeral for a young persons' death: "Man that guy went down as a lead guitar player."

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player 

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales
George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

Kiss a tennis player day 

Kiss a tennis player
Kiss a tennis player day you need to kiss a tennis player every day 24/7