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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
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slut pouch

a girl who tends to sleep with many different men.
example: "kristen you are such a slut pouch"
by honeypeeps April 25, 2006
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phuckstick

A word to show annoyance or dismay at a certain situation. Unlike the other word that sounds similar to phuck, this is not a swear word as it is spelt differently. It can be used with free abandon anywhere!
You phuckstick, give me back my car!

or

Oh phucksticks I dropped my keys!
by Bunn June 1, 2005
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tofu-pouch

the slang term for the female vagina.
Her tofu-pouch was wide enough to fit the entire pole into.
by RaZ August 7, 2003
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Frum Pouch

A small bag with a zipper than can be found attached to a frum. The bag holds items that may be of use for example; keys, change; donoughts; Rogers sugar cubes, packaged peanut butter and jams, etc.
"Hey check out that fatty with the frum sporting a frum pouch."

"Check your frum pouch for your keys."

"Can I borrow a sugar cube? Yes, its in my frum pouch, help yourself. Thanks!"
by Frum Miester April 8, 2004
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Man Pouch

When a girl wears pants that are too big for her causing the crotch of the pants to be far too low, around the knee region.
Steph: Damn Gym teachers, they keep telling me my shorts are too short.

Amanda: They told everyone that!

Steph: They want us all to be rockin the man pouch! wearing guy's basketball shorts.
by Fickleloves September 30, 2009
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Phuck

A exclamation of extreme joy, happiness, pleasure, or elation.
Im totally Phucked right now; I plan on getting phucked tonight; Phuck I feel good!
by Jimmy T-humb April 10, 2008
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