Phantom cock

Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals

I'm sorry but you have been diagnosed with phantom cock

by Sexy fax machine February 11, 2022

The Phantom Lives!

An ancient form of greeting.

Tyler: Hey bill
Bill: What's up Tyler?
Tyler: The Phantom Lives!
Bill: Woooo!

by Big Balls Falls December 31, 2018

phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.

Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.

by confused23 February 22, 2010

phantom hittler

A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick

His is a phantom hittler

by Twisted_wizard April 20, 2016

Phantom Power

Energy that is wasted by leaving electric devices plugged in when not in use.

If you're not listening to the radio, you should unplug it because it still uses phantom power.

by Jacksoncage January 29, 2021

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 15, 2015

phantom reply

The occurance where you thought you've replied to a text, but only in your head.

Person 1: Hey man, we still on for today?
*5 minutes pass*
Person 1: Hey, dude, you there?
Person 2: Oh God I'm so sorry dude, I thought I replied to you. Damn phantom reply! Yeah we're good for today.
Person 1: Lmao idiot.

by RobyYe March 5, 2016