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"I'm a Peskatarian"
"You're what?"
"I'm Badass"
by Fûck0ff March 23, 2016
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Persian Princess

An Iranian woman who thinks she's the most beautiful person in the room. She lives in Beverly Hills, Brentwood, or Encino, talks in a sing-song voice, is always ready with a fake smile for the aunties and she sneers at you if you don't drive a late-model German or Italian luxury car. When interacting with other Iranians she pretends to be a virgin but everyone at the club knows she'll open her legs for any black dude that talks like a thug or any white dude that pretends to be a DJ. She dates an Iranian surgeon ten years older than her and she tells him she's saving her virginity for marriage. He doesn't know she's had 3 abortions and the last time she had dinner with him and his parents, she had stranger seed running down her legs. On FB she has the typical "perfect girl" head-tilt pose and on Pornchub she has multiple videos where she's wasted AF letting random frat bros take turns on her.
My friend: Dude don't even approach that Persian Princess. She's way out of your league.

Me: HAHA! Naw dude, Ima just walk up on her and say, "Yo I'm DJ Poon, bitch. Where you stay at?"
My friend: That shit works?
Me: Shit yeah. A Persian Princess can't resist a poser. I'll throw some ASL shit at her and she'll think it's gang signs and next thing you know I'm all up inside her like I'm a plumber cleaning out her drainholes
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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persuasionista

Anyone dedicated to the study, uses, trends, and history of Persuasion (subset of Communication Studies). Usually refers to scholars, educators, political operatives, journalists, public relations and marketing professionals who deal with persuasion as it pertains to their chosen field.

Also, anyone engaging in an excessive amount of obvious persuasion to attain their goal.
"This political ad has so many stats, music, images of children and flags, it must have been made by a persuasionista."

"Karl wants to go out with me and keeps sending me notes, flowers and chocolate; he's being a total persuasionista about it!"
by Jeff Burks November 2, 2007
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Perswaysive

When you try to convince somone to sleep with you only once.
He was very perswaysive so I went home with him and we had sex.
by Perswaysive November 19, 2010
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Persuasion Knife

A device, or figure of speech, used with NPC* inaction (can be in real life and virtual) that is used to sway said NPC into giving unto one's way. Can be used in a threatening way, or friendly, mostly threating.

*Non Character Player (or not you)
Person 1:Today I had to use my Persuasion Knife to get my lazy brother to mow the lawn today

Person 2:"You pulled a knife on him?
Person 1:No, a rock. It works like a knife.
by SafetyPants April 26, 2011
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persaqueerance

To persevere in the queerer subjects of athletisism, curling, flowergathering, all male ballet and make up application.
True strength lies in persaqueerance, in that my friend I am stronger then YOU.
by Joey Loverboy February 14, 2012
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perfskaloni

brotastic/jockular expression: when something is so fucking perfect it's perfskaloni
"Hey dude I just got a case of brewski's"
"Perfskaloni !!"
by Chip Hunter Jr. October 24, 2012
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