Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.

"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"

by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009

club penguin

When you blow a guy when he has a tux on.

Girl A: I blew tommy last night
Girl B: You mean at the wedding?
Girl A: Yeah, we had a club penguin.

by Clubba June 11, 2006

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Bob the penguin

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

Penguin Walk

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.

Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

by mr.grundle-chode May 5, 2011

club penguin

A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.

I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight

by clout_dance_lit123 February 6, 2018