peace geese

(verb) the act of relying on the most sober friend (if you are a true peace geeser none of your friends are ever completely sober) to wake you up so you can leave a late night drunken rendevous and be home to wake up in the comfort of your own bed before you can actually fully remember what you even did last night.

(verb) a two word phrase that can be whispered among friends meaning...let's get the hell out of here

(relentless next day poses for photos and laughing about the night before) one friend holds up a peace sign while the other friend holds up the geese sign (thumb and pinky out...all other fingers down)....this seems pety, I know....but it never gets old.

A perfectly executed peace geese is done in the midnight hours and sometimes you yourself don't even realize you are doing it...it's like your body has been trained to never wake up in the daylight hours at the scene of a drunken hook-up where you might be forced to realize what you have just done...and who you have just done

(Waking up in your warm comfortable bed at home with your best friend): What the hell happened last night? I don't know but I'm glad that we peace geesed before we realized what we were doing. Should we start drinking before we remember?..Yesssss.

by KB and BT November 6, 2010

Peace

A word that I never have seen a true example of in my life. Thank you George W. Bush and the rest of the goverment of the United States of America for never showing me any acts of peace so far in my life.

" Mom what is peace? I've never seen it before? Have you?"

by Molly January 19, 2004

Peace Job

The act of giving a hand-job with only two fingers. Specifically, the two fingers that are held up while giving a peace sign.

As Chad was ready for a normal hand-job, he was bewildered when Lauren starting giving him a peace job instead.

by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow:P June 13, 2011

war and peace

1. (n) an epic novel by Leo Tolstoy, first published from 1865 to 1869. Considered to be one of the world's greatest novels.

2. (v) the act of taking a really long time in the bathroom (usually defecating), an amount of time so long, it is exaggerated that the individual could finish such a novel within that time. Originates from the popular habit of reading while defecating.

1. "Dag yo, War and Peace is one of the best books ever!"

2. Person A: "Damn homey, how long were you in the bathroom?"
Person B: "Sorry bro, I had to War and Peace."

by Joe Gigafartz November 12, 2008

peacenik

A relatively unoffensive insult used by dumb people to insult members of the anti-war movement.

Idiot: You're a peacenik
Peacenik: and?

by Arthur October 5, 2003

Peace N Butt Grease

A way to say good bye that adds a little more to the typical peace

Jessica "Ok bye"
Nikki "Peace N Butt Grease "

by Nichole c. January 19, 2009

peace

An unreachable goal.

It doesn't matter how many people pledge peace because there will always be that one bastard who wants to cause problems, thats just the way it is. All of your "Peace groups" are just spitting out useless lines of wasted oxygen, acting like violence and war started yesterday. Thats why I love the US, and our other Allies who took a huge lesson out of World War Two, you don't let someone step of your toe then walk away, you have to step on his toe or he's going to come back in 15 years and kick you in the knee. I know it sucks to hear that, but thats...again the way it is, and always will be.

by theloaswriter December 9, 2008