Peanut Butter Nutter 

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

Peanut Butter Nutter by Mdad September 18, 2016

peanut butter eater 

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

peanut butter eater by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

peanut butter knife 

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !

Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !

peanut butter knife by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016

peanut butter and jelly 

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

peanut butter and jelly by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

Peanut butter Charlie 

A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.

Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.

Peanut butter Charlie by Rama Rama stefano June 21, 2016

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

peanut butter pooper by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017

Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.

I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!

Peanut butter passout by Ohio driver January 25, 2017