Padawan

A nickname used, often associated with comebacks, on someone trying to be as good as you are.

Taylor: Wow you're missing a lot of things today aren't you?

Dino: Not really, it's just a struggle having a permanently absent mind.

Taylor: And a permanently absent penis?

Dino: Ha ha wow your really on a roll today.

Taylor: If i was sitting on you, then I'd be on many rolls.

Dino: Likewise.

Taylor: Very good, young padawan, but you still have much to learn.

by Adele101 August 25, 2011

PANDA BEAR

1. (n.) large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
2. Someone with large deposits of fat on their upperback.

Did you see the fat rolls coming out of her dress? what a panda bear.

by lmills December 16, 2007

panda-eyed

to have two black eyes

"Dang, that tough chick is totally panda-eyed!"

by Sigfried & Kremhild July 6, 2005

Crouching Panda

The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.

"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."

by Chase61 January 26, 2010

gender panda

A panda who identifies with their panda ways

"EMBRACE THY PANDA"
"Yes, I identify my gender as panda"
'gender panda, I am'

by genderbender4000 February 13, 2017

kung fu panda drunk

Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.

"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."

by DK is drunk January 16, 2009

cross eyed panda

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.

Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

by GRYMES October 16, 2009