Parentilda

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ daughter.

My parentilda is sometimes annoying.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

Parental Overthrow

When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.

Parental Overthrow saved my life last night.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

scud parent

A parent who shows up unexpectedly and explodes (like a SCUD missile). This can happen at school, sports, etc. Typically a SCUD parent shows up, throws a fit, and is gone again for another semester.

Jacob's got a major SCUD parent for a mom. I haven't seen her for six months and she shows up here making an ass of herself and just about ripped my head off. Related types of parents: helicopter mom, MIA mom.

by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

ur parents gay XD

The worst insult you could ever say to another. The only comeback that can be used against the following.
Trumps ur mom gay lol
Trumps ur dad lesbian lmao
Trumps ur granny tranny
Trumps ur grandpap a trap
nothing can stop this insult, after saying to another they instantaneously light in flames and teleport to the depths of hell

ur mom gay lol
well ur dad lesbian
no u

well ur granny tranny
but ur grandpap a trap
So.. ur parents gay XD
*Lights in flames and teleports*

by The Bitchin' kiwis May 10, 2018

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

Anti vaxx parents

People who made a mistake and want to abort their child, but do not want to get arrested. So they decide to do it with extra steps

James: soo have you recieved any vaccinations before?
Jim: Nah I have anti vaxx parents
James: you're probably an accident.
Jim: why are you doing this to me :c

by Woofto March 5, 2019

parentnoia

A fear of being caught by your parents doing something wrong, even though you are not doing anything wrong.

Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."

Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.

Dustin: No way, guys! Every time you make me lie and go to Hooters, they find out about it!

Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.

by james008 July 10, 2005