freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

Parahomopartyboiaphobia

1.paranoid fear that a fag is behind you doing the party boi behind you.
2.fear brought on by a bad memory of homos and a club.

1. Dave, "hey man is there a guy behind me doing the msk dance?
Phil "no, why?"
dave, "i have Parahomopartyboiaphobia."
phil, "thats realy queer"
Dave, "Where? Is he behind me? is he doing the dance?"

by the artist formerly known as alex February 14, 2008

prosciutto parachute

over sized vagina lips

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?

by squid hell December 25, 2010

parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003

parachute

A device that someone uses to catch air and slowly decend to the ground

Bob fell slowly to the ground because of his open parachute

by Paul Upton April 21, 2004

Parade of Elephants

A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.

During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants

by FIlTR May 31, 2009