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panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.
Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down
by Xdinovations November 2, 2014
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Kika Panic

Termo utilizado para definir pessoas que se sentem em pânico em momentos onde aconteça algum clima entre o próprio e a kika.
O Kika Panic também pode causar tonturas, dor no peito e uma enorme vontade de morder a Kika. Se você se encontra com algum desses sintomas deve saber que provavelmente tem alguma queda pela Kika ou só está morrendo mesmo.
Também ha uma segunda causa, como ser celestial, a kika pode acabar por causar falsos sentimentos de amor ou paixão no indivíduo.
Meu deus, ganda Kika Panic agora
by Estrela do mar August 7, 2020
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Gay Panic

Uenoyama Ritsuka from the TV Anime Given, and manga of same name, is the definition as well as the embodiment of "Gay panic" and "Gay panic face", and by watching this anime, you too, will get the feeling of gay panic better than any words would be able to describe.
Person A: Did you watch the new episode of Given?
Person B: Yea, Uenoyama just screams "Gay Panic"
by ArcaneShiro September 20, 2019
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Panic Breeds

A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.
The panic breeds like to panic.
by X turtles October 6, 2018
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Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.
Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.
by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020
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Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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Paniccing

A term used by Spyno3Huncho, in a tweet on November 17th, 2022. This term means that you are in a stressful, or overwhelming situation.
No paniccing.
by eimo December 12, 2022
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