by the man October 07, 2003
The barrier between being completely erect and being soft. It hangs like a bat does between your legs and is somewhat hard - Bat Pole
Jesus did you see how hot Martha was last night? No man she wasnt to hot she just gave me a bat pole.
by austin H June 26, 2008
a lazy ass person who works out for 20 minutes and then is done. Also someone who sleeps their days away then wakes up to only eat then sleep again.
X: Ok man, I'm going to do my workout.
Y: See you.
20 minutes later...
Y: Did you forget something?
X: No, I'm done.
Y: Oh, you're such a pole vaulter.
I barely worked out at practice today, god i feel like such a pole vaulter.
Y: See you.
20 minutes later...
Y: Did you forget something?
X: No, I'm done.
Y: Oh, you're such a pole vaulter.
I barely worked out at practice today, god i feel like such a pole vaulter.
by iluvballz80 January 18, 2011
kaylob totem poled kayla all through the night, she later told amanda propaganda about the happening.
by kayla magz chaff. December 18, 2007
When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.
Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.
by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016
by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016