Beat Pad

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

by D-Smoov December 01, 2006

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Cry-Beating

Using you Tear drops as personal Lubricant.

Man, I just caught Josh Cry-Beating!!!

by TinyWilson February 04, 2010

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beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 07, 2002

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drop the beat

When you start making a good beat so that someone can listen or rap to it. If y'all are just chillin' or whatever you can use a pen or pencil or whatever and start beating on a desk or whatever.
*note* Teachers are very annoyed with this, even if your beat is tight.

Guy: Drop da beat, dawg
Gal: *uses pencil and makes a rythm on her desk*

by Quitejaded February 26, 2005

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Beats Headphones

A pair of headphones that are insanely over priced and are usually worn by douche bags or kids with low self-esteem. The user tends to think they have lots of "Swag" and most of the time, the user likes boom-bastic hippety hop music.

John- "Hey, yea, see that kid over there?"
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."

by Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee November 12, 2013

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