Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
by MangoDefines May 3, 2022
Get the Dave's Mommug. by Cool internet troll December 20, 2021
Get the Dave Rodgersmug. A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
Get the Stripey Davemug. The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
Get the dave simonmug. by Chase1263070 December 28, 2013
Get the dave-danningmug. Someone who is "Daved Out" likes to play in Fantasy Sports leagues. Unfortunately, this guy always pays his entrance money late. He waits to see if he has a shot at the winnings, and then he comes up with the loot. In the worst-case situations, when someone behaves like the ORIGINAL Dave, he may not ever offer to pay until he finds out that he has won first place in the league.
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Nick is going to the Usher concert like a Total Dave. Aaron totally "Daved Out" and didn't pay Mike for the March Madness Fantasy League.
by NotAJen10 September 30, 2010
Get the Daved Outmug. A cool lowkey guy who dont care what others think, loyal, a gangsta but a big baby for his girl,and he's good at graphic arts. Glockboy dave haves trust issues, so when someone want to be cool with him he is a little nervous. Glockboy dave is a great boyfriend to have he will take care of you, send little but meaning full paragraph, and most of all love her girlfriend no matter what even when he's mad at her. Glockboy dave will require time and patience when dating him, nevertheless he will make you feel happy no matter what.
by Dave frm 120 November 7, 2019
Get the Glockboy davemug.