Lazy eye

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004

lazy republican

doing the horizontal mambo sideways

it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican

by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022

Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 07, 2012

Lazy Cat

A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator

Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!

by skorox May 03, 2016

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

Lazy shitter

An individual who waits until the last possible moment before going to the toilet for a shit, thus not having to waste any energy in expelling said turd as it explodes out all by it's self.

What do you mean, you need a toilet now? you should have gone earlier, you lazy shitter!!

by kayejd January 10, 2014

Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.

2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."

by Shiicloud July 08, 2011