Wet Vagina

A wet vagina is a happy vagina. Some people like to touch the wet vagina. People also insert objects into the wet vagina.

Gee, I'd like to touch that wet vagina.

by vagina pro August 12, 2011

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

Wet Jose

When you blow your nose into another persons mouth.

My bitch wanted to blow her nose into a tissue and I said, "Nah bitch, give me a Wet Jose."

by PBeezy July 9, 2010

[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016