A sort of politician who preforms actions that would normally be illegal and enforces legislation that ruins lives simply because he was fortunate enough not to be caught committing such actions.
Obama: I remember Buzz feed was something I did in college and I am just like Trayvon Martin in every way.
Trayvon's Ghost: If thats true then why do you believe in enforcing a law that incarcerates four times as many blacks despite the fact that proportionately equally as many whites smoke marijuana? You sound like the kind of hypocrite who would throw me in a cell and smoke the evidence yourself.
Obama: I'm not just a hypocrite. I'm the Hypocrite In Chief! Speaking of which, do you have any weed?
Trayvon's Ghost: If thats true then why do you believe in enforcing a law that incarcerates four times as many blacks despite the fact that proportionately equally as many whites smoke marijuana? You sound like the kind of hypocrite who would throw me in a cell and smoke the evidence yourself.
Obama: I'm not just a hypocrite. I'm the Hypocrite In Chief! Speaking of which, do you have any weed?
by Dickpic July 30, 2013
first, you sign into Skype and video call your friend. both people pack a bowl and smoke. this is awesome because it sucks when you're separated from your friends and you miss hanging out with them. there is no better way to catch up than skype chiefing.
by mookey :) January 16, 2011
Scott: Julian is looking mad cute right now
Ashwin: I bet he is
Jacob: fuck em
Julian: Nooo that’s not it
Ashwin: this is definitely it chief
Ashwin: I bet he is
Jacob: fuck em
Julian: Nooo that’s not it
Ashwin: this is definitely it chief
by Real definitions from the chif October 11, 2018
by ChiefBeefMaster69 April 04, 2018
The Navy designation for an enlisted non-commissioned officer of the paygrade E-7 and above. Subsequent ranks of Chief include Senior Chief (E-8) and the Master Chief (E-9). The equivalent in military rank to a Sergeant 1st Class, Air Force Master Sergeant, and Marine Corps Gunnery "Gunny" Sergeant.
Chief Petty Officers (CPO's) wear khaki uniforms and a gold, fouled anchor with silver super-imposed USN across said anchor. Senior Chiefs have one silver star, master chiefs have two silver stars, and the Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy has 3 stars.
The Chief is often a mid-level to upper-level supervisor of department or workcenter operations aboard US Navy commands. The Chief is theoretically responsible for the safety, conduct and training of sailors under their respective command.
Normally it takes years of training, sea-time, and over-the-top performance for a First Class Petty Officer to qualify for Chief. Chief-selects who pass the Chief's test are considered "board eligible" and their promotion package is reviewed by an eligibilty board. This board is manned by fellow CPO's. Chiefs choose their own members.
The Chief's Mess is often called "the Goat Locker.
Chiefs generally come in one of two varieties, but these are not all-encompassing:
One: The Hard-Charger. This Chief never quits, and expects the best out of everyone, at all times. Usually holding a coffee mug in their hand, heavily stained with the remnants of many cups of coffee. The Hard Charger is usually a chief who will expect the job to get done, done right the first time, or if not, to have any deficiencies rectified, immediately. These chiefs are usually considered by subordinates to be difficult to work for and a "pain in the butt". However difficult they may be to work for, the results of working for a hard charger speak for themselves.
The lazy chief - the lazy chief also holds the sacred coffee mug of Chiefhood. Most of the work done by the lazy chief is actually accomplished by their leading 1st class or subordinate petty officers/seamen. The lazy chief will often take credit for others' hard charging. These chiefs will often, in no particular frequency; come in late without holding ones' self accountable to muster times, take extended lunches, skip out of work due to personal requirements off-site, leave early due to inactivity. These chiefs do not always have the best interest of their sailors in mind. These are the chiefs that will end up taking space from hard working sailors, preventing their subsequent promotion to CPO. Furthermore, like the Hard Charger, the results of working for a lazy chief are usually self-evident, which generally include extra time spent fixing what's gone wrong, cutting into liberty time.
In general, the Chief is a man/woman to respect, admire, and look up to for guidance and advice. Once a Chief, always a Chief.
Chief Petty Officers (CPO's) wear khaki uniforms and a gold, fouled anchor with silver super-imposed USN across said anchor. Senior Chiefs have one silver star, master chiefs have two silver stars, and the Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy has 3 stars.
The Chief is often a mid-level to upper-level supervisor of department or workcenter operations aboard US Navy commands. The Chief is theoretically responsible for the safety, conduct and training of sailors under their respective command.
Normally it takes years of training, sea-time, and over-the-top performance for a First Class Petty Officer to qualify for Chief. Chief-selects who pass the Chief's test are considered "board eligible" and their promotion package is reviewed by an eligibilty board. This board is manned by fellow CPO's. Chiefs choose their own members.
The Chief's Mess is often called "the Goat Locker.
Chiefs generally come in one of two varieties, but these are not all-encompassing:
One: The Hard-Charger. This Chief never quits, and expects the best out of everyone, at all times. Usually holding a coffee mug in their hand, heavily stained with the remnants of many cups of coffee. The Hard Charger is usually a chief who will expect the job to get done, done right the first time, or if not, to have any deficiencies rectified, immediately. These chiefs are usually considered by subordinates to be difficult to work for and a "pain in the butt". However difficult they may be to work for, the results of working for a hard charger speak for themselves.
The lazy chief - the lazy chief also holds the sacred coffee mug of Chiefhood. Most of the work done by the lazy chief is actually accomplished by their leading 1st class or subordinate petty officers/seamen. The lazy chief will often take credit for others' hard charging. These chiefs will often, in no particular frequency; come in late without holding ones' self accountable to muster times, take extended lunches, skip out of work due to personal requirements off-site, leave early due to inactivity. These chiefs do not always have the best interest of their sailors in mind. These are the chiefs that will end up taking space from hard working sailors, preventing their subsequent promotion to CPO. Furthermore, like the Hard Charger, the results of working for a lazy chief are usually self-evident, which generally include extra time spent fixing what's gone wrong, cutting into liberty time.
In general, the Chief is a man/woman to respect, admire, and look up to for guidance and advice. Once a Chief, always a Chief.
The Hard Charger:
Chief Petty Officer: Shipmate! Did you dog down that hatch?
Joe Schmuckatelli: No Chief?
CPO: Dog that hatch! You wanna get us all killed?!... AND SHINE THOSE BOOTS!
The Lazy Chief:
Joe Schmuckatelli: Chief, do you have a second? I have a question regarding my checkouts.
CPO: (sips coffee mug while shooting the breeze with LPO) I don't have time, I'm sure this fine Petty Officer 1st Class will be able to help you out, Shippy.
Chief Petty Officer: Shipmate! Did you dog down that hatch?
Joe Schmuckatelli: No Chief?
CPO: Dog that hatch! You wanna get us all killed?!... AND SHINE THOSE BOOTS!
The Lazy Chief:
Joe Schmuckatelli: Chief, do you have a second? I have a question regarding my checkouts.
CPO: (sips coffee mug while shooting the breeze with LPO) I don't have time, I'm sure this fine Petty Officer 1st Class will be able to help you out, Shippy.
by StrikerWingblade July 06, 2009
A cock sucking limp wristed wannabe power bottom who pretends to run a fire department and wants to keep competent specialists at a specialized unit but refuses fix their station or apparatus, then abuses his borrowed power to remove those qualified persons off half the calls they are specially trained for, in order to help give them more time to run medic assist calls. All in the name of running less.... double the call volume.
The acting operations chief just made up his own policy to fuck over an entire apparatus because he got his feelings hurt years ago when the professionals wouldn’t let him touch their truck.
by Angry Diver February 17, 2020
The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.
One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.
by Troubled by the CSO April 08, 2015