Nutella

The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!

Man that Nutella is amazing

by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015

Nutella

A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle

Nutella will lead to world peace.

by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016

nuterbate

when you masturbate so hard that when you nut you travel to the quantum realm for a moment

i think i came so damn hard it was probably a nuterbate, damn that felt good

by kuul juul May 9, 2019

Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

by mohawkd123 November 28, 2016

got the nutella

sexual acts far too perverse to discuss, write, or sign (with hands)

Lord Farquad- "Dude. I got the nutella today. SO AWESOME"
Magic Mirror- "...ew."

by plooperscooper February 4, 2010

nutley challenge

A game where one person sits with legs spread while another person throws a ball directly at their crotch area. Points a given for direct hits in the crotch area.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, scored the winning point in nutley challenge when he threw the jet ball directly at his officemate's nuts.

by J-Dog Slitman October 19, 2006

fluffer nutter

Any sex act performed on a man designed to promote/maintain an erection without an ejaculation.

Example 1: "He was too drunk to get it up, so she gave him a fluffer nutter until he was ready to bang her."

Example 2: "Fearing scandal, the politician only let his interns give him fluffer nutters."

Example 3: "The fluffer nutter his boyfriend gave him in the morning drove him to distraction all day."

by suburbnsisyphus May 25, 2009