Wrong

Something incorrect or not correct, or maybe that question you got wrong on sex ed for Christians

Billy Boy: Why did I get this question wrong?
Pope: Because penises don't go inside of male anuses child.
Billy Boy: Oh lordy...

by Oofmania May 8, 2018

Your In the Wrong place

Missed a funny or bizarre situation or event that you wish someone had witnessed

It's so funny, you should be here - your in the wrong place

by Spacecadet 69 July 7, 2021

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Wrong

Right. Not quite cyclical but, rather, 2 concentric circles turning in opposite directions...

Hym "Wrong to some extent but, either way, it still allows for the thing I'm doing so... Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Don’t Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile

Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

Wrong

People can't be wrong, Emma. I bet you think I'm "illegal" too!

Hym "Oh shit! It happened to Rene Descartes! But, anyway, people can't be 'wrong,' Emma. I'm I illegal too? They can be 'wrong' but they can't be 'illegal.' Dummy."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024