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mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.
guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....
by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010
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Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.
Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.
by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009
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absence of mustache

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.
Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.
by humphreymus April 21, 2009
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Filipino Mustache

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.
Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.
by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012
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Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.
Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.
by Blunt09 December 23, 2009
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Mouthstache

A mustache that contains visible particles of food and/or drops of liquid
"Judging by Bertrand's mustache, he ate potatoes this noon at luncheon." - Arthur

"Oh, my fine fellow; that is known as a mouthstache." - Percival.
by WLZRS September 24, 2011
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muffstache

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.
Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache
by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006
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